Me every time Eurovision ends and I have to go back to my depressing daily life
This.
The long line of adult responsibilities never stops, which seems pretty crazy to me! There are lots of wonderful things about being an adult, but once in a while, I wish I could take a break!
The most dangerous game is resting your eyes after you turned off the alarm clock in the morning
Me
Me: Alright, brain, we have two tasks to do. One of them is more time sensitive, but working on the other will be more fun. Which should I start on?
My brain: Do fucking nothing for 72 hours
Me: Understandable, have a nice day
- adults: record numbers of teens are depressed, we must find out why
- teens: school is more stressful than ever, our parents screwed over the economy, the earth is on a path to total environmental destruction, and now we have to deal with actual fuckin nazis
- adults: it's the iphones isn't it

